Pick Up Line Yang Tak Menjadi

Rasa teringin nak makan nasi kerabu and I decided to go to Bazar UiTM Puncak Perdana...Bazar yang berapa nak besar and x berapa banyak choices of food, I continue mencari nasi kerabu and Roti John for my mom..While waiting for Roti John, I saw three girls which budget2 hot stuff but for me x de la berapa hot and I saw a lot of guys were staring at those chicks...Hmmm, aku kalau dah x minat, memang x de la nak ushar sangat...But I think diaorang bertiga tu UiTM student kot...Entah macamana, aku mulakan observation and tengok gelagat2 orang2 yang sibuk merenung ketiga-tiga gadis tu...Aku ternampak ada this one group of guys yang macam sedang mencabar sorang member diaorang untuk tackle one of the chicks...Sebab dari awal aku nampak chicks2 tu datang bertiga and x mungkin diaorang ada datang dengan jantan...

Zasssssss....Dengan pantas sorang dari mamat tadi approach sorang chick ni and I realize that girl is not interested at all dengan that guy...Maybe sebabkan kesian, dua orang kawan minah tadi, borak2 dengan mamat tu, and minah yang diapproach macam x layan...What's wrong with that guy??? What did he do to her sampai nampak x berminat??? Lelaki tu macam bawak diri after few minutes...After that, that guy pergi balik join ketiga-tiga minah tadi and 3 of them macam nak lari2 and jauhkan diri dari that guy...Arghhhh noooo...Come on man...Kau cakap apa bila nak tackle tu???

Seriously, I saw that guy macam give up and blah sorang2 and tak tau ke mana...Maybe dia malu or geram dengan that girl kot because x dilayan...It's ok dude, maybe x da rezeki and maybe that girl ah ada BF...But who knows that girl x berkenan dengan cara kau datang approach and the way you speak to her...Chill, boleh improvekan lagi your pick up line skills...

Girls nowadays is not so easy bila kita nak approach...There's a technique when you want to approach someone that you like...Pick up line is very important because there's few types of pick up lines which maybe menjadi or tak menjadi...

There's a cute pick up line, cheesy pick up line, bad pick up line, dirty pick up line and pick up lines that might get you slapped..

So maybe that guy dalam category bad pick up line kot...But anyway, jangan give up, maybe you can try cheesy pick up line after this yea...

p/s: "My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass"?...Dirty pick up line...Jangan cari pasal yea..

From ArsenGal to BarSengal...

Finally settled pun transfer news Fabregas joining Barcelona which semak betul otak everyday x settle2 lagi news Fabregas belum settle join Barcelona...Since last year Barcelona offered Fabregas to join Barcelona but Arsene Wenger won't let him go...Barcelona completes $42M Fabregas deal the Spain midfielder signed a five year contract...Fabregas pay the Gunners $1.4 million out of his salary for each season of the deal...

Dah boleh nampak dah Barcelona wil be the champion of every tournament such as Champions League and for the 2nd leg against Real Madrid this Wednesday for the Spanish Super Cup...Damn it, dah la main dekat Nou Camp, plus if Fabregas ada, confirm Barca menang the 2nd leg...

For me, Barcelona dah macam squad Spain International because dari Goalkeeper sampai striker, Spanish players dominate the team.. Victor Valdes, Puyol, Pique, Sergio Busquets,Thiago Alcantra, Jose Manuel Pinto,Xavi, Iniesta, Pedro, David Villa...Semua Spanish player...

Gempak betul Barcelona this season...Let say if they did not win any title this season, haih, x tau nak cakap apa...So Fabregas, welcome home...

Tidak Sedar Diri...

Aku pelik dengan segelintir manusia zaman sekarang yang terlalu berasa bangga dengan apa yang diperolehi dan terutama sekali bila bercakap mengenai jawatan ataupun pangkat...Oh shit, kenapakah aku berkias sebegini...WTF??? Just straight to the point you Dumb Asss!!

Since pindah dekat tempat baru since 2009 ni, ingatkan x dela benda buruk will happen...But I was wrong, lepas satu2 problem, baik kedai, budak2 yang baru nak up and no to forget yang berjawatan tinggi such as President kawasan perumahan...

Bila Melayu nak jatuhkan kaum Melayu sendiri...Bila yang dah berusia x puas hati dengan yang dah dewasa...Bila emosi dah x boleh dikawal, mula jadi x sedar diri...Bila ramai2, boleh la nak bertarung dengan tiga orang...Tapi apa yang aku pantang is, bila dah marah tu, x payah nak jerit2, terpekik-pekik macam orang x waras...Apa yang aku pantang lagi bila dah start touch, tolak2 and tarik baju...Ni aku pantang bila benda bole settle baik2, tapi benda jadi lagi teruk...Come on, be professional and I bet u guys semua dah kerja and ada anak...Ni ke bapa contoh yang boleh dijadikan contoh sebenar towards their children and macamana kami yang umur x sampai 25 nak respect orang2 berusia which not more than 40??

Kalau betul korang gentle, kita discuss baik2, settle cara baik...Aku bersyukur because x da siapa yang berani touch aku and aku tau ada few yang respect arwah ayah masa ayah ada lagi...Diaorang akan tau erti penyesalan if mula touch and tengking aku...Mujur aku dapat handle situation and kena cool down kan diaorang ni...Kalau nak fight boleh, x jadi masalah...Cuma better 1 on 1 laa, and jangan nak suruh member lain backup kan...Tu bukan anak jantan, and better gi sunat buat kali ke dua...

Lagi satu, jangan nak bangga diri yang awak tu gangster or taiko kawasan...X cantik la bro and x kemas laa cara pegangan hidup camtu...Siapa lu nak jerit2 and teriak saying "Kau ingat muka ni eh, Kau ingat muka ni"...Kau siapa nak kitaorang ingat??? Kalau aku jumpa kau kat luar sorang2, nak aku rembat muka kau laju2 ke?? Kalau nak, roger aku...

Rasa lega bila dah slow talk dengan sorang abang neighbour depan rumah face to face...Aku just nak dengar dari mulut dia...But aku still x settle lagi, because aku nak cari and talk ngan brother yang start touch and jerit macam orang tak waras tu...1 dah settle, lagi 5 orang aku nak cari...Jangan ingat aku x berani nak menghadap korang....

Aku menjadi lagi hairan bila orang2 yang konon2 semuanya besar ni, muka masing2 x pernah datang surau, apatah lagi time bulan puasa (Tarawikh)...

p/s: Silalah google cari apa maksud "Tak bercampur dengan orang" k bro??...Kalau x jumpa maksud tu, biar aku explain...

Everything Is In The Preparation

Cabaran workout di bulan Puasa/Ramadhan memang sangat berat...Sahur di waktu pagi,berbuka di sebelah petang dan tarawikh lepas beberapa jam...So sempat ke nak workout time bulan puasa ni??? For those yang selalu pergi gym, maybe terpaksa sacrifice sikit because ada yang langsung x pergi but ada yang pergi time malam...For me, during Ramadhan, kalau x pergi gym, shouldn't be a problem because we still have time to workout and exercise especially before berbuka and maybe before sahur...

Everyday, I choose before berbuka, half an hour before sahur and berbuka around 10.30 to 11...Maybe ada yang x larat before berbuka and before sahur...I think masa tu sangat sesuai because bila kita workout before berbuka, memang kita lemah and that's why bila berbuka, kita dapat balik energy especially bila kita makan something yang berProtein so that it can recover our muscle and energy...But I suggest, not to do a heavy workout, instead, just buat light workout so that bagi keluar peluh a litle bit..

Same goes bila buat light workout before sahur...I wake up at 4 and start doing my workout a little bit...Do some push-ups, dips and cardio...15 minutes after sahur, minum protein and ZzZz...Time kita ZzZ tu la our body need to rest and muscle2 semua bole recover balik to normal...For me, this is the best way nak workout during fasting month..Maybe ada yang buat with their own way, but for me, 3 times a day dah cukup baik..

Dah nak masuk 2nd week, I want to maintain my workout plan and see the result next month whether if there's any changes or not..Heh..Here are some tips yang I boleh share for those yang workout during fasting month...

• Be consistent
• Eating plan
• Get enough sleep
• Don't ever give up
• Take supplements (protein,diet/protein bars)

Sombong Tak Terhingga

Aku merupakan peminat Real Madrid and selalu jugak update news2 and info pasal their pre season tour, and transfer news...Selepas membelasah Guangzhou Evergrande 7-1, aku memang dah confident and predict before match yang Real Madrid boleh belasah 6-0...Even though team Guangzhou memang nampak semangat, but Real Madrid control game sampai habis...Dapat tengok game sampai 1st half jer and pegi ke Tarawih...Sememangnya nak tengok game sampai habis, but kena pegi Tarawih...After Isya di Surau, ada tazkirah and aku mencabutkan diri balik ke rumah semata-mata nak tengok game and result...Score dah menunjukkan 6-0 and memang dah agak la...Pastu ciao balik ke Surau... Jiwa tak tenteram because tak tengok game sampai habis...Balik Tarawikh ushar news and game tu Real Madrid menang
7-1...Nice one...

Aku sebenarnya busuk hati because Real Madrid singgah ke China and bukan di Malaysia...Alang2 dah ke Asia, apa la salah singgah ke Malaysia...Early this year memang ada rumours yang beritau that Malaysia patut lawan friendly with Real Madrid and benda dah confirm...But few week after that, tiba2 cancel because Real Madrid ni mintak duit yang tersangat banyak...That means, Real Madrid ni bukan calang2 team nak ajak friendly match, coz diaorg ni demand and kalau nak ajakfriendly, kena bayar harga yang sangat mahal...WTF?? (Oh lupa, team Spanish League kan, memang la mahal)...

Ada yang tanya dekat aku, kenapa Barcelona and Real Madrid x datang Malaysia even though fan base diaorg ni besar dekat Malaysia...Jawapannya sangat simple, "Team Spanish sangat mahal kalau nak bayar dekat diaorang because diaorg ni World Class punya team"...Agaknya kalau nak bayar dekat Barcelona and Real Madrid ni, FAM kena jual Sunway Pyramid or Pavilion la kot baru mampu nak bayar bth team ni...

Kalau u guys perasan, memang sice 2001, team EPL je memanjang datang Malaysia...Fan base diaorang pun banyak and besar dekat Malaysia, tapi memandangkan diaorg ni team yang tak demand, so kita mampu nak bayar diaorang...Bagus team EPL ni, tak tamak and chill je...Besides that, team2 EPL ni player and coach semua friendly, and appreciate their fans dekat Malaysia...

Bila Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea buat Asia tour last month, aku perasan diaorang ni semua friendly and x sombong...Time training and after match pun diaorang ni kalau boleh nak pegi dekat every fans yang ada dekat Stadium, but terlampau ramai, diaorg ni just mamp and larat keliling Stadium and wave their hand dekat crowd and siap ada yang baling jersey...Player paling friendly and "cool" is Dirk Kuyt...Dia ni bagus, x sombog and baik je aku tengok masa dekat Stadium.Time tgh warm up, training and after match settle, dia paling excited dengan fans...  Senang cerita, team EPL memang bagus...

Aku sebagai peminat Real Madrid, x puas hati bila tengok match repeat against Guangzhou tu...Aku namak diaorg ni bukan jenis yang appreciate towards their fans and x friendly...Bila ada match friendly, kebiasaanya players akan keliling Stadium after match and show that diaorang ni appreciate dekat fans, but Real Madrid x buat and right after the match, satu team terus masuk changing room and yang tinggal cuma team Guangzhou...Diaorg ni la yang kena appreciate fans even though kna belasah 7-1...Haih, kalau la Real Madrid datang Malaysia, mau benda sama diaorang buat...Diaorg ni dah la jarang turun Asia, apa la salah kalau diaorang ni show some appreciation dekat Madrid fans...Sedih tengok...

Chinese Media dikatakan bengang dengan Ronaldo because dia ni terlalu sombong and berlagak bila buat press conference...X menjawab soalan and macam nak x nak je jawab...WTF??

Don't worry guys, he always seems selfish and arrogant...Memang la kau ni star and top class player, but jangan la sampai berlagak sangat...Haih...Kalau tengok video pun, muka nak x nak je jawab...Perghhh...

Nasib la kau ni aku punya favourite player ...

Next match against Tianjin Teda...Get ready la Madrid fans, korang kalau kat Stadium memang x dilayan punya...Dari coach sampai 2nd team pun memang sombong diaorg ni...

p/s: Baik aku pergi tengok friendly match Malaysia vs Selangor dekat Stadium Shah Alam this Saturday...

What Are You Staring At???

Kita sebagai Manusia dikurniakan dua biji mata dan ianya adalah untuk melihat...Melihat benda yang boleh mendatangkan dosa, boleh mendatangkan pahala atau kebaikan dan sebalikya...

Guys...We've all been caught staring at women...Attraction mereka towards kita yang lelaki ni berbeza...Senang cerita, agaknya apa yang perempuan lihat pada lelaki sampai mereka terpikat??? Benda ni selalu menjadi persoalan because let say ada this one girl terpandang this one guy and dia sudah tertarik pada itu lelaki, will that girl on the spot pergi approach that guy?? X macam lelaki...Once diaorang terpandang perempuan yang diaorg minat, apa2 boleh jadi...And end up diaorang terus berkawan, lepak together and maybe kena reject jugak...

Through my observation, girls probably akan pandang lelaki and minat dekat lelaki tersebut dengan beberapa factor...Different people, different apa yang diaorag nak...For example.

• Appearance
• Personality
• Smell Better
• Masculine
• Confident
• Tak terlampau control
• The way you smile
• Just be yourself
• Never follow the woman

This are the few things yang actually girls pandang dekat guys and ada banyak lagi...So for me, x menjadi masalah if ada girl yang pandang kita semacam and pelik...Maybe dia tgh mengobserve apa yang baik and buruk...Things will be different if kita sebagai lelaki pandang diaorang pelik and time tu jugak diaorg label kita "pervert"...

I'm not that type of person...I'm the one yang jenis if minat dekat this one girl, I akan stare x sampai 10 seconds, than smile...So far respond yang dapat semua positive..Sebagai contoh, last week di Malacca bila juniors form a small group, dapat chance borak2 with them...Bulls eye, perempuan yang I suka betul2 depan mata...X de la kita main mata, but time kita tgh borak2, make eye contact and focus dekat dia and senyum sampai dia senyum balik...As simple as that...

Watch out and beware...Nak pandang ada cara...Salah pandang memang kena teruk...Kalau x dengan tuan badan, maye dengan si Boyfried or bapak budak tu...

Pada perempuan di luar sana...Bila lelaki pandang anda dengan mata yang tajam, doesn't mean mereka tu pervert yer...Boleh jadi mereka tertarik pada anda, boleh jadi mereka tertarik dengan keayuan anda...Sometimes diaorang malu nak confess and menyesal tak approach, that's why sometimes diaorang pandang pelik and maybe itu the first and the last diaorang dapat pandang anda..Kalau yang berani tu diaorang akan datang and approach..So berbangga la yer...

How To Know When She's Using You

First of all, I would like to share this entry to all of you especially guys whether your girlfriend is using you or ..

Ditipu dan Dipergunakan...Bunyi macam sama but actually x sama yea...Ditipu ni selalu sangat happen in relationship but sometmes benda ni x de la berapa serius because sometimes kita tipu pada partner sebab nak jaga hati or sayang...

Dipergunakan pulak lain because it usually happen before starting a relationship or bila time nak kenal with someone yang kita suka...

In my opinion, bila kita dipergunakan, memang kita rasa sakit especially when we're not even dating with that girl...Sometimes silap lelaki because x buat research towards the girl yang kita minat and who knows maybe that girl dah ada boyfriend or husband...Chop, apa yang I nak share ni x de kena mengena dengan anyone instead nak share about bila kita dipergunakan...

"When a girl lies to you, She has no loyalty"

When it comes in relationship, we need to have a win win situation...Macamana kita nak tau yang kita dipergunakan?? Simple, even though we're not dating with the girl that we like, the girl will start depending on you...For example:

Situation bila belum offical jadi Girlfriend and not even Dating pun

a) Suruh beli macam2 barang yang dia nak and start cerita pasal barang yang dia nak...Maybe dia bagi hint dekat kita so that she will get what she wants...For example...

"You tau tak, dah lama I suka dekat perfume ni, last time I tgk harga dia mahal, and sekarang dah murah sikit...Pefume ni wangi sangat, and cuba You bau tester dia, sangat sedap, I suka laaaaa"

b) Time susah and boring baru cari kita and time tu la nak manja2 segala and buat suara horny..Ptuii...For example...

"Hey, You dekat mana? X pergi mana2 today?? Jom keluar, I boring laaa...Boleh tak You ambik I dekat rumah lagi half an hour, I siap2 jap k"...

c) Bila dah keluar, the girl mesti share story and cerita pasal benda2 yang dah past and semua pasal dia...Dia x nak tau anything pun pasal the guy yang bawak dia keluar...For example...

" Haaa, kalau You nak tau, I dengan ex boyfriend I dulu suka keluar and pergi sini...One day before raya, dia belanja I baju dekat kedai Guess ni laa..Eiii bestnya, how I wish dia ada dekat Malaysia...Now dia dekat Melbourne, so I ada You je untuk teman I...

d) Texting and sorok2 bila nak buat phone call...Bila texting muka mesti macam happy and tersenyum kambing, and bila on the phone pulak lain...For example...

" Hello, hye Anne...Hmmm, Afiq, jap eh, I nak pegi toilet cakap phone jap, sini bising laaa"...Pada hal bukan Anne, tapi Andy...

Anyway, if you guys rasa comfortable and happy dengan apa yang your partner did, that means you're not being used instead you guys enjoy the situation...But if rasa kalau dipergunakan setiap hari and benda sama dia repeat, u better leave her and find someone else...Relationship bukan lah semata-mata kita dipergunakan, because kita nak something yang fun especially for those yang tgh long distance relationship...Watch out guys, anything can happen yeah...