Saturday, March 19, 2011

Gadis Jalanan



Vroomm...Honkkk...Ishh...Kau reti bawak kereta ke x ??? Salah sendiri, orang lain yang kena...



Based from my observation, girls bila bawak kereta mmg HEBAT, LAJU but SELFISH..Sombong and berlagak jangan cakap la, memang da dah ada dlm sikap diaorg especially for those yang baru dapat license and drive a new car...Bawak laju, muka berlagak, padahal "P" and kereta baru...HMMM show off di situ...Haih cik adik, "Kejutan Jalanan" ke??

Not all women out there mcmni actually..Honestly..Ada yang cool and ada yang skema too..Tu mmg I respect and salute la...But yang skema tu memang sometimes aku mengata jugak..heh.. At least x hypocrite, rupa baik, sopan tapi belakang2 mengata..Ahaha, kita mana boleh nak nak tutup mulut orang aite??.Woot Woot.

1st situation...Just imagine bila kita tengah tidur and suddenly member kejutkan kita and suruh kita gi basuh baju, tumbuk cili or tumbuk muka member bilik sebelah immediately... Apa jadi?? confirm2 la kita terkejut or maybe in 5 minutes kita sedar...Ok, what's the big deal?? What's wrong with that?? Habit "GADIS" sekarang yang susah sangat nak panaskan engine kereta before go to office, class or what so ever..Kereta x cukup panas dah terus gerak.. Apa perasaan kereta tu agaknya??
Simple, kita jadikan kereta tu mcm orang jugak la...

Human: Tengah zZzZz -----> Kena Kejut -----> Terus lari 100 meter.....
Car: Start engine ------> Reverse ------> Drive ------> 80km/h

U know what i mean?? If not, maybe u can ask me until u understand yea...=)

2nd situation...Imagine bila u guys tgh sedap tidur, den ada orang simbah cold water dkt u guys..Korang yang tengah best tidur, and xtau apa2 suddenly sejuk satu badan becoz of the cold water...Unless la kalau kita dah terjaga for 3-5 minutes, kalau nak baling iceberg pun xdahal kot...Ni lagi satu tabiat "GADIS" yang start engine terus on aircond...WTF weyh...Chill la, bukak la tingkap at least for 2 minutes ke, at least udara and haba dapat keluar.. Ini x, banyak je I perasan dekat parking faculty tu, time panas2 terik terus start engine and aircond...WAHLAA...Nway, wahai "GADIS" di luar sana, sila panaskan engine dulu, bukak tingkap and after few minutes baru on aircond ok?? Den kalau nak pasang full blast pun silakan yea..=)

Bukan nak jadi buyers, but apa yang I nampak is, Girls add yang selalu buat mcmtu...Guys usually open the window first..But ada je girls yang bukak tingkap and for about 20 seconds diaorg dah on aircond...CLAP2..GOOD..Al Maklumlah GADIS2 semasa zaman sekarang mana tahan panas...OHHH so freaking hot...OHHH panasnyaa..Siapa suruh pakai cardigan or sweater and dalam sleeveless or singlet...Kalau pakai proper kan senang, bukak je cardigan or sweater, at least dalam ada T-shirt...WOOT WOOT..Bkn mengata, it's a fact yea...Awal2 dah buat research...Errrr, memancut - mancut...=)

Lastly...Girls bila dah drive tu, macam2 gaya ada...Paling common and buat aku menyampah bila bagi signal kanan, tapi turn left…Bila kena langgar, kita pulak kena tuduh…Cakap kita x reti bawak kereta la, den terus call Boyfriend… “BABY,ada org ni hit kereta I, dtg roundabout McD seksyen 2 sekarang, pukul laki yang langgar I ni” After few minutes, si boyfriend sampai and sound2 and terus pukul laki yang langgar tu…Heh…Tu misalan jer, tapi pernah je happen…
Standard la tu, kalau kena langgar of course la call boyfriend, at least ada hero…Cuba kalau call parents, confirm kena punya, KENA MAKI coz tau perangai anak mcmana bila bawak kereta…Heh…Sebagai pengajaran, kereta pun kena tarik…

I hope for those yang baca my post ni bukanlah one of them yea…I mengobserve bukan dekat UiTM je, even in KL or any othe places pun sama je…Kalau guys lain, bila dkt highway memang kurang ajar and “JIWA KELAJUAN”. One more thing, kalau setakat kereta bersih luar and dalam den berkilat tapi x pandai jaga, jahanam jugak kereta tu sooner or later..

Den bila dah rosak, pergi workshop lepastu kena tipu…Bukan nak pergi survey or tanya sesiapa yang pro…Kalau tayar bocor, orang workshop tu suruh tukar tayar baru, mau diaorg terus agree kot…Heh…Elok dari RM5, terus jadi RM300…Errrrr…=p

p/s: Menthol Gen2 RM5…




Tuesday, March 15, 2011

INC Bowling

Last Sunday ada Bowling pulak and ni pun sgt fun coz dpt kenal with everyone and at the same time bole kenal muka2 yang pandai main bowling ke x...ahaha...Eventhough x smpai 50 org yg attend, but still enjoy la...Haa diz time green house dpt 3rd place...Nasib baik last minute dpt beat Orange coz diaorg last minute pun gempak jugak..Rumah hijau pun ada jugak yang hebat berbowling..haaaa....Yang terbaik bila 6 org je rumah hijau yang dtg...Yang main bowling only 5 person..WTF??


Maybe Next Year




X pasal2 kena bagi speech...



Ada je yang nak menyibuk belakang tu..heh..

Wit Una..Ratu Bowling

Wak Nick yg agak hebat la jugak...

Sarah Comel, Che Nor Gendut, Dalin Marlin n Runny...=D

Release la jugak stress on last weekends coz dpt main sports sampai la jd gelap gelita mcmni...Lama x main bowling and dpt la polish up my skill on that day..ahahaha...
Can't wait for Family Day on the 1st to 3rd April dkt Sabak Bernam...heh...Confirm happening...=D



INC Sports Day

On the 12th and 13th, INC Sports Day mmg sangat best and sumpah penat and aku pun dah mula gelap..damn it...Now i know mcmana susahnya buat event and sungguh penat, and at least dpt new experience since join INC club committee...For about 2 months waiting for this event, finally its over and rasa mcm x puas...

Consist of 4 "RUMAH" mcm zaman sekolah, sungguh lawak teringat time Primary School and Secondary..Orange,Red,Green and Blue...Haaa, setiap rumah ni ada star masing2 but x semestinya yang hot2 tu gempak eventhough pegi gym or sportsmen eh....heh..

Orange

Red

Green

Blue

Classmate


The concept of the INC Sports Day is exactly mcm zaman sekolah coz game yang ada is lari atas batu bata, galah panjang, guess who and lari kaki tiga...Haa not forget Futsal and tarik tali...It was my first time main tarik tali and serius x reti sgt mcmana nak main...Juz tau tarik, jerit and buat muka ganas je...Semangat ada, tp tetap kalah coz rumah hijau semua kecik2 kot..ahahaha...


Preparing for Tarik Tali

Futsal

Last sem futsal dpt 2nd place and this time pun dpt 2nd jugak..Erghhh, asal susah sgt nak menang nih...Luckily my opponent tu ada Anip, so anggap juz for fun jer...aahaha..Final score 3-2...heh...

Unfortunately, overall champion was rumah Biru, and i admit that rumah biru ramai star and semangat kesukanan diaorg mmg terbaik...Besides that, they all ada rami yang besar2..ahahaha..ada advantage...
Green house dpt 4th place...heh, malunya dowh...

Presiden INC 1st
Vice President INC 4th...fuhhhh...(booo)






Next year I hope ada lg sports day bcoz ni dah jd official INC punya event every year and ni baru first time..But next year x dpt join dah la coz pegi practical...God Luck juniors...=D



Thursday, March 10, 2011

BZZZZZ..

Congrats Malaysia under 23.. eventhough result 0-0, but u guys through to the next round...
Sungguh upset coz x da tunjuk live match tu.. Maybe kena sabotage kot..heh..
Nway, condition padang sgt teruk n mcm level sekolah punya padang..Compare dengan padang Cricket Pakistan, lagi nampak World Class..ahaha..

Can't wait for the next qualifying round..Hopefully buat dkt Stadium Shah Alam lagi...=D

Monday, March 7, 2011

Gadis Semasa

Haa ni nak cerita satu yang menarik after quite a long time x bercerita. Nowadays, gadis bertudung ni memang ikut trend lagi2 yang bertudung..Sungguh stylo coz nak tiru their icon such as Yuna..Woot Woot..Tapi doesn't mean yang bertudung ni semuanya baik coz ada je "PROPA" disebalik bertudung... Sorie bukan mengejek or menghina, but its a fact...

Dkt UiTM je dah beratus ratus i tgk gadis bertudung pelik and ada je pakai tudung mcm nak pegi bulan...ada jugak pakai tudung yang berlilit samapai 4 to 5 lilit..wahlaa...But do they wear tudung because of trend, or nak cover rambut or mmg niat baik dlm hati nak bertudung...??? Ada jer yang I tgk dkt fac pakai tudung, tapi kat luar x pakai tudung...Bukan menghalang tp ikut suka diaorg la kan...So, the thing is kenapa pakai tudung ni ada yang ON and OFF..Kenapa ada yang pakai dekat faculty tapi dkt luar juz nak cover rambut sampai nampak rambut??? what's the point diaorg pakai tudung at the first place???Tu pun terpulang pada diaorg...I bukan nak menghalang...

Tapi yang pantang is, bila ternampak girls bertudung hisap rokok...Fuhh, tu x leh terima...Last week when i was driving, agak traffic jam dkt Bukit Jelutong...Terpandang sebelah kereta, ada la diz one moron girl hisap rokok, pakai tudung...haih...Perlu ke nak smoke weyh, apa la salahnya dia bukak tudung tu dulu kalau nak smoke pun. Muka mmg bangga bila smoke tu..Rasa nak keluar kereta and tarik je  tudung perempuan tu...

Come on laa, pakai tudung tapi smoke...x ke mcm menghina je budaya Islam...Saya ni bukan la pandai agama sgt, tapi tau la kan adab2 yang patut kita follow...X salah and  xdela dipandang hina if dia bukak tudung tapi smoke...Tapi bila dah pakai tudung and smoke, mcmana la org nak respect org yang bertudung ni?? Tu baru smoke, belum tau lagi apa blkg2 diaorg buat..Let it be...

From now on, its hard for me nak respect girls bertudung...Bukan langsung x respect, but since I suka mengobserve, i tau la girls yang bertudung mana yang baik and mana yang juz nak cover rambut or have a really bad attitude..

p/s: Siapakah "GADIS SEMASA"...