2018 and 2022 Fifa World Cups

The FIFA Executive Committee has chosen Russia to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup while the 2022 FIFA World Cup was awarded to Qatar. Congratz to Russia and Qatar eventhough lama lagi nak tunggu 2018 and 2022. Can’t wait for the next World Cup where Brazil will be the host for the 2014 FIFA World Cup. Trust me, 4 years tu macam 4 months je, bcoz after Euro baru World Cup, so x bosan nak menunggu…

The contenders for the 2018 FIFA World Cup other than Russia were England, a joint bid from Belgium and the Netherlands, and a joint bid from Spain and Portugal…All of these country mmg deserve nak jadi host for World Cup but for me, Belgium x kot…Wah wah wah, masuk World Cup pun x, ada hati nak jadi host for World Cup…err…Maybe next time yea... How come England x dapat nak jadi host for the 2018 World Cup??? Padahal England la paling kuat influence when it comes to football…Everyone in this World memang focus more in English Premier League football but mcamana England boleh kalah time vote tu???

Kecewa sungguh bila England not qualified and kena eliminate…I’m not a big fan of England when it comes to World Cup or Euro, but I prefer watching English Premier League matches compared than Bundesliga, Serie A, etc. Memang dari kecik diajar tengok Premier League and time Eric Cantonna and David Beckham still dekat Man Utd and during that time, Beckham pakai jersey number 23 kalau x salah…heh…Itu pasal I cakap, England ni memang influence orang gila babi punya dari dulu sampai sekarang…Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal memang top four yang org2 semua focus and minat…Let say if Man Utd vs Arsenal, berani kerat jari la if semua kedai mamak kat Malaysia ni x penuh…Nak pulak clash at the same time Liverpool lawan Chelsea…Pergghh, memancut-mancut…Kalau Spanish Primera, orang akan focus more dekat Real Madrid and Barcelona…X mcm Premier League, famous dekat mana2 je…

Here are the full results of the voting rounds:

2018 FIFA World Cup

Round 1: England 2 votes, Netherlands/Belgium 4 votes, Spain/Portugal 7 votes and Russia 9 votes (as no absolute majority was reached, the candidate least amount of votes, England, was eliminated)

Round 2: Netherlands/Belgium 2 votes, Spain/Portugal 7 votes and Russia 13 votes (Russia obtained an absolute majority)

Macam x percaya bila England just dapat 2 votes jer and round 1 dah kena eliminate…Let say la if England qualify for the 2018 World Cup, x payah nak sibuk2 buat new Stadium becoz dekat sana dah terlampau banyak Stadium and I’m sure that Russia sekarang dah start build a new Stadium for the 2018 World Cup…X fair ohh…By the time dah 2018, Maria Sharapova mesti dah x hot, coz dia mesti dah tua…And rasa2 nya aku pun dah kawen time tu…heh…

Indonesia’s bid was disqualified for lack of governmental support…Mexico withdrew its bid due to financial results…Cool ohh, Indonesia pun berani nak jadi host for World Cup, tapi kenapa Malaysia x??? My fren cakap, sebab Malaysia x cukup makanan, den mana bole nak minum beer dekat merata tempat and apatah lagi maksiat…ahahaha..Betul jugak…Menang je match, ada je couple buat sex, kalau team kalah, terus break up…WTF???

Cuba bayangkan if Malaysia jadi host for World Cup…

• Brazil vs Cameroon (Stadium Paroi, Negeri Sembilan)
• Japan vs Portugal (Stadium Hang Jebat, Melaka)
• Argentina vs Spain (Stadium Shah Alam, Selangor)
• France vs Italy (Stadium Ipoh, Perak)
• Mexico vs England (Stadium Bukit Jalil, Kuala Lumpur)

Memandangkan x hafal nama2 Stadium yang wujud dekat Malaysia ni, so x leh nak exaggerate cerita…Sumpah lawak if football team kat atas ni main dekat Stadium2 kecik yang ada dekat Malaysia ni and capacity x sampai 100,000 people except for Bukit Jalil…

Bayangkan lagi:

• Teh tarik and Roti Canai satu set confirm RM 8
• Orang2 yang masuk Malaysia minum beer dah mcm minum mineral water
• Pekerja Mamak dekat Restaurant mesti berhabuk cakap English
• Kalau ada riot or nak buat rusuhan, Dataran Merdeka jadi mangsa

Moral of the story, Malaysia memang x layak nak host for World Cup, unless kalau 2026 bole la kot…ahahahaa, xtau still layak or kena reject kan…

Here are the full results of the voting rounds:

2022 FIFA World Cup

Round 1: Australia 1 vote, Japan 3 votes, Korea Republic 4 votes, Qatar 11 votes, USA 3 votes (Australia eliminated)

Round 2: Japan 2 votes, Korea Republic 5 votes, Qatar 10 votes and USA 5 votes (Japan eliminated)

Round 3: Korea Republic 5 votes, Qatar 11 votes, USA 6 votes (Korea Republic eliminated)

Round 4: Qatar 14 votes and USA 8 votes (Qatar obtained an absolute majority)

Well done Qatar, x sangka country korang qualified…Korang bole beat Australia and USA and that is so fucking cool…Ada rumors cakap yang Qatar bagi rasuah coz diaorg kan banyak duit and they willing to do anything as long as they get a chance to be the 2022 FIFA World Cup host…Xtau la betul ke x…Qatar ni consider Negara Islam, and I’m sure that this country lagi strict in terms of alcohol, drugs, sex, etc…We’ll see how in the next 12 years…

Yang aku tau and nak is, Portugal bole menang EURO 2012 and World Cup 2014…ahahaha…

p/s: Sempat ke nak merasa and tengok World Cup 2018 and 2022…errr…

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