Raya 11

Raya this year and last year lebih kurang sama which we celebrate without my late father...Kalau 2009 after sembahyang raya, boleh balik rumah and lepak2 and around 12, baru ciao rumah2 auntie...Since last year, after sembahyang raya, pegi ziarah kubur ayah and baca yassin...Since dah ada brother in law, quota 4 orang in my family dah jadi 5 balik...And soon, dah jadi 6 pulak and can't wait nak pegang title Uncle Runny/Naz...

Makan and ambik gambar dah menjadi perkara normal plus from formal shot sampai la ke candid...Cuma my hero yang suka berposing dah x  boleh posing, forever...

Jejaka2 kacak di atas ni la yang tinggal range umur 20-23 and the rest semua dah besar2 and tua plus dah kahwin...So I bet in next 5 or 6 years time, one of us confirm ada yang kahwin...Kami stage 20's and ada yang stage bawah 15 pulak...So tinggal kami je la yang boleh buat cucu in next 5 or 6 years...

Stage budak2 kecik...

Stage kakak2 and ibu2 muda...

Keluarga Fauzi Ruslan

Uncle Runny (Soon)

Selamat Hari Raya

Unstoppable United . . .

6 + 2 = 8

1 + 1 = 2


10 - 2 = 8

10 - 8 = 2

2 x 4 = 8

1 x 2 = 2

16 / 2 = 8
4 / 2 =  2

Macamana prediction aku boleh salah ni ??? 3- 1 x cukup banyak ke huh?? haih, ingat 3-1 dah cukup banyak, but the final score is 8 - 2...Padan muka Arsenal...Sengal sangat...X rugi Fabregas and Nasri ciao...Kalau x lagi malu...Aku rasa Man Utd macam main game pre-season and I think Man Utd can beat Arsenal 10-2...But all the players yang I predict semua betul...Woot Woot...

"Ok Ok, I surrender..I pilih Man City, and I'm finally join this team"...

"Padan muka kau Wenger, dah berkurun aku nak join Barca, tapi kau sengal x bagi"...

"Arsenal?? Team mana tuhh?? Apa yang aku tau aku sayang team baru aku U-ollzz"

"8 Season aku main tuk arsenal, Jersey memanjang merah putih...Now aku nak pakai MERAH HITAM pulerkk"

Entah la, makin teruk Arsenal ni since perginya sorang2 player yang gempak...What's Next Arsene Wenger?? Buy laa new player weyh...Duit banyak tapi kedekut...Kesian...

p/s: Sedih Nasri x join Man Utd...Ciss..

Theatre Of Dreams

My Prediction

Man Utd 3                Arsenal 1

(Nani.Rooney.Young)    (V.Persie / Walcott)

True Blue

Get well soon bro...

Target Accessories

Selepas difikir-fikir balik, perlu ke beli Ipad 2 dalam masa terdekat ni, maybe aku kena postpone kan niat because rasa rugi laa, dah la Apple product ni x sampai setahun dah keluar new model, baru nak merasa yang baru, dah keluar yang baru....Harga kalau murah x per, ni gila expensive...RM1599, for a square tablet gadget which at first I think it's quite worth it, but fikir2 balik, boleh hold dulu and maybe dah ada budget and kerja baru la angkat satu...So Ipad 2, memang aku kena ucap bye2 pada kamu eventhough sedih bangat x jadi nak beli...Besides that, my mom dah membebel bila dapat tau yang aku serius nak beli Ipad...Haih, dapat tentangan hebat la pulok...Xpe, kalau nak beli Ipad, better tunggu for Ipad 3, soon dah nak keluar dah dengar2...Tu pun x sure boleh beli ke x...

So, bila fikir2 nak spend RM1599 for Ipad 2 and plus x jadi nak beli, I think I will spend that money for other things...Hmmm, rasa lebih baik aku spend duit make up kereta sikit...Xde la nak modified jadi racing, drag or drift car, but nak make up body kereta so that nampak sporty sikit...Heh...Banyak benda nak target after raya ni, and hopefully hajat tercapai...Woot Woot...

 Smoke Tail Lamp

Tinted

Sport Spring (Lowered)

Spoiler

Sport Rim 16

Bila total2 semua barang nak beli ni (except sport rim), sama total dengan nak beli Ipad and less than that lagi tu...So berbaloi la spend RM 1K plus for those accessories yang aku nak...Tapi as usual lah, nak buat kereta ni kena satu2, x boleh semua sekali eventhough make up kereta ni memang addicted...Fuhh...

p/s: Rim lambat lagi kot...=D

Apa Susah Sangat Nih??

Ada 365 hari dalam setahun and bulan puasa juz ambik masa dalam 30 hari je...Aku still x faham apa masalah orang2 yang susah nak puasa dalam masa 30 hari (kecuali uzur, tidak waras, and lain2 pengecualian)...Aku ni bukan lah baik sangat but dalam bulan Ramadhan ni wajib la kita orang Islam menghormati bulan yang mulia ni which ada dalam setahun sekali je...Kalau umur panjan, Insyallah laa kita dapat puasa sampai tua...Rasa pelik because ada jugak certain2 people yang x malu and x rasa bersalah makan, minum and merokok during bulan puasa ni...Kalau yang sorok2 lain cerita, tapi ni yang depan2...

1st chapter

At 10 in the morning ada appointment dengan Ray Tech tinted kereta di Glenmarie, but before that kena supirkan diri antar kakak ke MSU...Once dah drop my sis, lalu ikut TESCO and I saw this one guy bawak Kancil and selamber hisap rokok plus dengan muka x guilty...As usual, nak cover line pakai shades...WTF...Maybe student yang lalu lalang x perasan, but syukur dengan kurniaan Allah, mata aku ni dapat melihat jelas lagi and that's why I suka mengobserve orang...Aku dengan rasa menyampah, aku ushar pelik kat brader tadi and dia ushar gua balik...Bukan lah sebab jealous dia dapat merokok, tapi baru pukul 9.15 dah dah smoking...Aiyooo...Come on laa...

2nd chapter

Dah sampai Glenmarie, tengok kedai Ray Tech x bukak lagi, so I decided ronda2 area2 situ, bukan mencari orang tak puasa, but mencari car accessories shop memandangkan dekat Glenmarie ni banyak jugak kedai kereta...So tgh pusing2 area Glenmarie yang ada Secret Recipe tu, baik punya ternampak ada diz one guy, tgh sedap membungkus Nasi Kandar sambi ushar line...Aku stop kereta buat2 cakap phone, and memang sah la kot dengan ofice work attire, tanpa segan silu menyuru mamak tu membungkus makanan...Hrmmm, yang mamak tu pun rasa tak bersalah coz share dosa mamat tu...Biarlah, janji aku dapat detect 2 orang tak puasa dah dalam masa x sampai 1 jam... 

3rd Chapter

Kedai tinted still x bukak, so pusing2 la lagi...Ada satu kedai mamak ni, memang boleh nampak dari tepi jalan, ada dua orang Melayu, lagi rilek, minum and makan dekat luar mamak tu macam sekarang ni bukan bulan puasa...Tu memang lagi rilek la, x payah nak cover, terus selamber makan dekat luar kedai yang jenis meja boleh bukak tutup tu...What an Ass Hole.. Sunggh tak masuk akal...Nampak diaorg tu macam kerja despatch...Peduli apa, pak cik and mak cik buta dekat Jalan TAR KL yang main music tu pun boleh puasa, setakat diaorang yang still muda tu x puasa...Adoi...

Last Chapter

Ada this one junction nak ke TESCO, this one guy hisap rokok jugak dalam kereta and baru pukul 5.30...Haih, awal betul orang2 ni bukak puasa...

Harini je, puasa yang ke 24 aku dah nampak ramai yang x puasa...Memang la diaorang x da kena mengena dengan aku, and dosa masing2 tanggung la...Tapi tu la, x rasa malu and bersalah ke eh orang2 yang x puasa ni?? Aku ni bukan la baik sangat but jahat2 pun x de la na tinggal puasa padahal boleh je bukak puasa if nak sebab tinggal sorang kat rumah..Heh...Tapi kena la control, mana la tau this year will be my last year berpuasa ke, and kita tak tau next year kita bole puasa or still boleh berpuasa with family, tarawikh ke because kita tak tau umur kita ni panjang ke tak to continue for next year....

Bulan puasa memang banyak sangat dugaan...Arghhhh...Pergi bazaar nampak awek hot, terus memancut cara pandang...Hisap rokok pun sekarang twice a day...Tido lambat bangun pun lambat, dah makruh dah...Haih, banyak lah dugaan...Woot Woot...Setan xda during Ramadhan, siapa yang peranga teruk tu, Sah2 la dia Setan...

p/s: Semua ni x sempat nak ambik gambar coz rasa sangat risky...Aduh...Tapi saya x buat cerita yer...

Wo O' Wo

"Susah Senang Bersama"...Fuhhhh x boleh blah ayat...Kagum la lihat still ada couple, and GF willing naik motor or scooter dengan BF...Except rempit yea...heh...Susah juga nak dapat GF yang terima seadanya ni...Yelah, kalau nak dating, nak la naik kereta, x nak kena hujan, at least Viva pun jadi lah...X kata pun ada girls yang x terima langsung BF bawak motor or scoot, cuma susah2 nak cari zaman la ni...Cerah masa depan and jadi menantu my mom nih...bzzzz...Paling tidak pun, si BF at least bawak MyVi Lagiii Best, Woo o' Wooo...

Helmet lucu (comel)

Couple yang selamba...Redah hujan lebat..Ini macam baru cool...Rasa nak cari awek yang bawak scoot je la...Diaorang ni ada yang hot and cute jugak...Tapi jangan bila dah tau kita bawak kereta, dia pun dah x sanggup nak bawak scoot, sebab dah ada supir baru...Ni pun bahaya jugak...Dapat yang memilih, nak yang kereta at least Toyota Caldina, lagi hampeh..

Haa Haa Haa...Puasa ke Tak Tu???

Lane kiri memang untuk orang yang bawak kereta slow x pun yang bawak muatan berat...Bukan niat nak bawak slow, tapi nak isi minyak so bawak slow memandangkan Petronas lagi 200 Meter...Aku ingat aku da bawak slow habis, rupanya di depan ku lagi ada sorang hamba Allah yang lagi lembab dan bukanlah sebab dia bawak Kancil...Bila aku pandang side mirror Kancil tersebut, aku terkejut because hamba Allah ni x puasa..

Come on Runny, x kan orang x puasa pun dah kecoh...Ok fine, gua x kira la lu x puasa...Apa yang gua pelik dan hairan, bukan lelaki yang x puasa tu...Tapi Perempuan, Bertudung, bukan makan...Tapi HISAP ROKOK gua cakap lu...Sorry la bukan nak buat fitnah or nak cerita buruk pasal kaum sendiri or sama agama ni...Tapi benda dah betul and benda ni untuk pengajaran semua orang jugak laaa...Maybe ada yang rasa peduli apa kalau dia x puasa...It's between that girl and Allah...Maybe kalau makan benda normal or minum pun normal, because aku mungkin fikir dia period or uzur...X da masalah...And kalau dia period tapi hisap rokok pun peduli apa...But still macam x respect la because kalau nak smoke or makan ke, jangan la dekat public sangat...Awak tu bertudung...Haih...Nampak macam age around 30 something...

Nasib my mom di belakang, kalau tidak memang da pecut sebelah dia and amik gambar terang2 sebelah dia...Cuma x nak dengar my mom membebel cakap orang tu x puasa ke...merokok pulak tu...bertudung pulak tu...Haihh...

Even motorcyclist tu pun ushar pelik...

Damn it, gambar ni minah tu baru buang rokok dia...Lambat few seconds je...

p/s: Salute akak kancil

El Clasico

Setelah agak kecewa Astro x tunjuk live 1st leg Real Madrid and Barcelona last Monday morning, finally Astro tunjuk live at 5 a.m on Astro 811 later...Yeahh...Thanx Astro...Nampak sangat Astro ni minat Barcelona..heh...X kisah la, janji tunjuk live...1st leg end up 2-2 draw at Bernabeu Stadium, but for 2nd leg, I think it's quite difficult for Real Madrid to win the Spanish Super Cup...Arghhh...Kalau selalunya orang akan focus Messi, but this time Cesc Fabregas la kot, and tu pun if dia main...Really hoping that Real Madrid will win the match and padan muka Barcelona dan supporters mereka...

Come On MADRIDISTA

As usual, player yang akan aku focus time game...

• Mungkinkah ada pergaduhan?
• Mungkinkah ada lakonan?
• Mungkinkah ada red card?
• Mungkinkah both manager bergaduh?
• Mungkinkah C.Ronaldo or Messi score at least 1 goal?
• Mungkinkah Real Madrid menang? (Mampu)
•  

p/s:  My prediction

Barcelona 2 

(Messi, David Villa) 

Real Madrid 2 

(Ronaldo, Ozil)

Penalty Shootout

( Barcelona 2  Real Madrid 3 )

Interesting Technique

 

If you want to try a line that will get people to think when you first meet them, we need a good and cheesy technique...The person will probably just stand there, trying to figure out what you just said to them...But guys, always remember, failure is not an option...Macam workout and study jugak,  if we give up to soon, you won't get any good result...Woot Woot...If you get shot down, try another line yeah...If that fails, try again...Failing that, you obviously never learned the most important lesson from your years of schooling...Heh, trust me...

Nowadays mana boleh pakai dah technique macam kita sekolah dulu and during that time, kita still naive...For example:

"Excuse me, what time is it now"?

"Hye, my name is ....., what is your name"?

"Hye, awak sorang je ke...Tunggu siapa"?

If we still using this type of pick up line, you might not get the person and akan dapat jawapan yang nak tak nak or x kan dilayan...Try the new technique and with your own way and style...For example...

"Excuse me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours"?

"You remind me of magnet...(Why?)...Because you are attracting me over here"...

"Hey there, I really need to go, but before that, can I have your phone number please? (Why?)...Because I won't get your number through yellow pages book"...

Ni boleh consider as a new techique and berapa nak "Cliche" because orang yang kita nak approach maybe not interested kalau guna ayat2 dulu and cliche...So try something new...But But But if kalau jenis yang berani and nak extreme sikit, try pick up line yang agak risky but maybe menjadi...Such as..

"Hye, Do you sleep on your stomach?.. (Nope)..Then can I?

"I suka perfume you, sangat wangi, boleh tak if you bawak I pegi beli because I  nak bagi present dekat you so that you will always smells good when you're with me" 

"My mom kata kalau dah berkenan dengan someone, tolong call dia...Can I borrow your phone"? 

"Hey, I will make things easy, I'll give you my phone and I'll call you"

Let say la if nak ry buat pick up line dekat makan ke, bazaar ke, please, jangan la tanya soalan macam ni..

"Hey you, nak beli makanan ke"??

"Wow, banyaknya lauk you ambik..Hehehe, anyway I'm (your name)"

No no no...Eventhough nak try melawak ke, nak try jadi sweet ke, that's not the right way yeah...Kalau dekat food court or any restaurant or bazaar, try something yang unique macam gini...

"Excuse me, apa yang best and sedap dekat sini yea?? Boleh recommend kan?

"You, kenapa kakak yang mintak air tu pandang I lain macam and macam garang je?? I rasa dia jealous because I ushar you dari tadi kot, cuma you yang x perasan"

There's a lot of technique bila nak approach and the way kita punya pick up lines...But make sure kena gaya and jangan jadi ass hole yang approach dengan cara yang agak tolol...Kalau orang tengah nak ambik lauk tu, jangan la tanya nak makan ke, nak ambik lauk ke, sebab dah terang2 depan mata...

Actually benda ni pun untuk diri sendiri jugak...heh...Bukan lah sekadar nak mengajar yea...

p/s: Hye, I don't want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?

Pick Up Line Yang Tak Menjadi

Rasa teringin nak makan nasi kerabu and I decided to go to Bazar UiTM Puncak Perdana...Bazar yang berapa nak besar and x berapa banyak choices of food, I continue mencari nasi kerabu and Roti John for my mom..While waiting for Roti John, I saw three girls which budget2 hot stuff but for me x de la berapa hot and I saw a lot of guys were staring at those chicks...Hmmm, aku kalau dah x minat, memang x de la nak ushar sangat...But I think diaorang bertiga tu UiTM student kot...Entah macamana, aku mulakan observation and tengok gelagat2 orang2 yang sibuk merenung ketiga-tiga gadis tu...Aku ternampak ada this one group of guys yang macam sedang mencabar sorang member diaorang untuk tackle one of the chicks...Sebab dari awal aku nampak chicks2 tu datang bertiga and x mungkin diaorang ada datang dengan jantan...

Zasssssss....Dengan pantas sorang dari mamat tadi approach sorang chick ni and I realize that girl is not interested at all dengan that guy...Maybe sebabkan kesian, dua orang kawan minah tadi, borak2 dengan mamat tu, and minah yang diapproach macam x layan...What's wrong with that guy??? What did he do to her sampai nampak x berminat??? Lelaki tu macam bawak diri after few minutes...After that, that guy pergi balik join ketiga-tiga minah tadi and 3 of them macam nak lari2 and jauhkan diri dari that guy...Arghhhh noooo...Come on man...Kau cakap apa bila nak tackle tu???

Seriously, I saw that guy macam give up and blah sorang2 and tak tau ke mana...Maybe dia malu or geram dengan that girl kot because x dilayan...It's ok dude, maybe x da rezeki and maybe that girl ah ada BF...But who knows that girl x berkenan dengan cara kau datang approach and the way you speak to her...Chill, boleh improvekan lagi your pick up line skills...

Girls nowadays is not so easy bila kita nak approach...There's a technique when you want to approach someone that you like...Pick up line is very important because there's few types of pick up lines which maybe menjadi or tak menjadi...

There's a cute pick up line, cheesy pick up line, bad pick up line, dirty pick up line and pick up lines that might get you slapped..

So maybe that guy dalam category bad pick up line kot...But anyway, jangan give up, maybe you can try cheesy pick up line after this yea...

p/s: "My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass"?...Dirty pick up line...Jangan cari pasal yea..

From ArsenGal to BarSengal...

Finally settled pun transfer news Fabregas joining Barcelona which semak betul otak everyday x settle2 lagi news Fabregas belum settle join Barcelona...Since last year Barcelona offered Fabregas to join Barcelona but Arsene Wenger won't let him go...Barcelona completes $42M Fabregas deal the Spain midfielder signed a five year contract...Fabregas pay the Gunners $1.4 million out of his salary for each season of the deal...

Dah boleh nampak dah Barcelona wil be the champion of every tournament such as Champions League and for the 2nd leg against Real Madrid this Wednesday for the Spanish Super Cup...Damn it, dah la main dekat Nou Camp, plus if Fabregas ada, confirm Barca menang the 2nd leg...

For me, Barcelona dah macam squad Spain International because dari Goalkeeper sampai striker, Spanish players dominate the team.. Victor Valdes, Puyol, Pique, Sergio Busquets,Thiago Alcantra, Jose Manuel Pinto,Xavi, Iniesta, Pedro, David Villa...Semua Spanish player...

Gempak betul Barcelona this season...Let say if they did not win any title this season, haih, x tau nak cakap apa...So Fabregas, welcome home...

Tidak Sedar Diri...

Aku pelik dengan segelintir manusia zaman sekarang yang terlalu berasa bangga dengan apa yang diperolehi dan terutama sekali bila bercakap mengenai jawatan ataupun pangkat...Oh shit, kenapakah aku berkias sebegini...WTF??? Just straight to the point you Dumb Asss!!

Since pindah dekat tempat baru since 2009 ni, ingatkan x dela benda buruk will happen...But I was wrong, lepas satu2 problem, baik kedai, budak2 yang baru nak up and no to forget yang berjawatan tinggi such as President kawasan perumahan...

Bila Melayu nak jatuhkan kaum Melayu sendiri...Bila yang dah berusia x puas hati dengan yang dah dewasa...Bila emosi dah x boleh dikawal, mula jadi x sedar diri...Bila ramai2, boleh la nak bertarung dengan tiga orang...Tapi apa yang aku pantang is, bila dah marah tu, x payah nak jerit2, terpekik-pekik macam orang x waras...Apa yang aku pantang lagi bila dah start touch, tolak2 and tarik baju...Ni aku pantang bila benda bole settle baik2, tapi benda jadi lagi teruk...Come on, be professional and I bet u guys semua dah kerja and ada anak...Ni ke bapa contoh yang boleh dijadikan contoh sebenar towards their children and macamana kami yang umur x sampai 25 nak respect orang2 berusia which not more than 40??

Kalau betul korang gentle, kita discuss baik2, settle cara baik...Aku bersyukur because x da siapa yang berani touch aku and aku tau ada few yang respect arwah ayah masa ayah ada lagi...Diaorang akan tau erti penyesalan if mula touch and tengking aku...Mujur aku dapat handle situation and kena cool down kan diaorang ni...Kalau nak fight boleh, x jadi masalah...Cuma better 1 on 1 laa, and jangan nak suruh member lain backup kan...Tu bukan anak jantan, and better gi sunat buat kali ke dua...

Lagi satu, jangan nak bangga diri yang awak tu gangster or taiko kawasan...X cantik la bro and x kemas laa cara pegangan hidup camtu...Siapa lu nak jerit2 and teriak saying "Kau ingat muka ni eh, Kau ingat muka ni"...Kau siapa nak kitaorang ingat??? Kalau aku jumpa kau kat luar sorang2, nak aku rembat muka kau laju2 ke?? Kalau nak, roger aku...

Rasa lega bila dah slow talk dengan sorang abang neighbour depan rumah face to face...Aku just nak dengar dari mulut dia...But aku still x settle lagi, because aku nak cari and talk ngan brother yang start touch and jerit macam orang tak waras tu...1 dah settle, lagi 5 orang aku nak cari...Jangan ingat aku x berani nak menghadap korang....

Aku menjadi lagi hairan bila orang2 yang konon2 semuanya besar ni, muka masing2 x pernah datang surau, apatah lagi time bulan puasa (Tarawikh)...

p/s: Silalah google cari apa maksud "Tak bercampur dengan orang" k bro??...Kalau x jumpa maksud tu, biar aku explain...

Everything Is In The Preparation

Cabaran workout di bulan Puasa/Ramadhan memang sangat berat...Sahur di waktu pagi,berbuka di sebelah petang dan tarawikh lepas beberapa jam...So sempat ke nak workout time bulan puasa ni??? For those yang selalu pergi gym, maybe terpaksa sacrifice sikit because ada yang langsung x pergi but ada yang pergi time malam...For me, during Ramadhan, kalau x pergi gym, shouldn't be a problem because we still have time to workout and exercise especially before berbuka and maybe before sahur...

Everyday, I choose before berbuka, half an hour before sahur and berbuka around 10.30 to 11...Maybe ada yang x larat before berbuka and before sahur...I think masa tu sangat sesuai because bila kita workout before berbuka, memang kita lemah and that's why bila berbuka, kita dapat balik energy especially bila kita makan something yang berProtein so that it can recover our muscle and energy...But I suggest, not to do a heavy workout, instead, just buat light workout so that bagi keluar peluh a litle bit..

Same goes bila buat light workout before sahur...I wake up at 4 and start doing my workout a little bit...Do some push-ups, dips and cardio...15 minutes after sahur, minum protein and ZzZz...Time kita ZzZ tu la our body need to rest and muscle2 semua bole recover balik to normal...For me, this is the best way nak workout during fasting month..Maybe ada yang buat with their own way, but for me, 3 times a day dah cukup baik..

Dah nak masuk 2nd week, I want to maintain my workout plan and see the result next month whether if there's any changes or not..Heh..Here are some tips yang I boleh share for those yang workout during fasting month...

• Be consistent
• Eating plan
• Get enough sleep
• Don't ever give up
• Take supplements (protein,diet/protein bars)

Sombong Tak Terhingga

Aku merupakan peminat Real Madrid and selalu jugak update news2 and info pasal their pre season tour, and transfer news...Selepas membelasah Guangzhou Evergrande 7-1, aku memang dah confident and predict before match yang Real Madrid boleh belasah 6-0...Even though team Guangzhou memang nampak semangat, but Real Madrid control game sampai habis...Dapat tengok game sampai 1st half jer and pegi ke Tarawih...Sememangnya nak tengok game sampai habis, but kena pegi Tarawih...After Isya di Surau, ada tazkirah and aku mencabutkan diri balik ke rumah semata-mata nak tengok game and result...Score dah menunjukkan 6-0 and memang dah agak la...Pastu ciao balik ke Surau... Jiwa tak tenteram because tak tengok game sampai habis...Balik Tarawikh ushar news and game tu Real Madrid menang
7-1...Nice one...

Aku sebenarnya busuk hati because Real Madrid singgah ke China and bukan di Malaysia...Alang2 dah ke Asia, apa la salah singgah ke Malaysia...Early this year memang ada rumours yang beritau that Malaysia patut lawan friendly with Real Madrid and benda dah confirm...But few week after that, tiba2 cancel because Real Madrid ni mintak duit yang tersangat banyak...That means, Real Madrid ni bukan calang2 team nak ajak friendly match, coz diaorg ni demand and kalau nak ajakfriendly, kena bayar harga yang sangat mahal...WTF?? (Oh lupa, team Spanish League kan, memang la mahal)...

Ada yang tanya dekat aku, kenapa Barcelona and Real Madrid x datang Malaysia even though fan base diaorg ni besar dekat Malaysia...Jawapannya sangat simple, "Team Spanish sangat mahal kalau nak bayar dekat diaorang because diaorg ni World Class punya team"...Agaknya kalau nak bayar dekat Barcelona and Real Madrid ni, FAM kena jual Sunway Pyramid or Pavilion la kot baru mampu nak bayar bth team ni...

Kalau u guys perasan, memang sice 2001, team EPL je memanjang datang Malaysia...Fan base diaorang pun banyak and besar dekat Malaysia, tapi memandangkan diaorg ni team yang tak demand, so kita mampu nak bayar diaorang...Bagus team EPL ni, tak tamak and chill je...Besides that, team2 EPL ni player and coach semua friendly, and appreciate their fans dekat Malaysia...

Bila Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea buat Asia tour last month, aku perasan diaorang ni semua friendly and x sombong...Time training and after match pun diaorang ni kalau boleh nak pegi dekat every fans yang ada dekat Stadium, but terlampau ramai, diaorg ni just mamp and larat keliling Stadium and wave their hand dekat crowd and siap ada yang baling jersey...Player paling friendly and "cool" is Dirk Kuyt...Dia ni bagus, x sombog and baik je aku tengok masa dekat Stadium.Time tgh warm up, training and after match settle, dia paling excited dengan fans...  Senang cerita, team EPL memang bagus...

Aku sebagai peminat Real Madrid, x puas hati bila tengok match repeat against Guangzhou tu...Aku namak diaorg ni bukan jenis yang appreciate towards their fans and x friendly...Bila ada match friendly, kebiasaanya players akan keliling Stadium after match and show that diaorang ni appreciate dekat fans, but Real Madrid x buat and right after the match, satu team terus masuk changing room and yang tinggal cuma team Guangzhou...Diaorg ni la yang kena appreciate fans even though kna belasah 7-1...Haih, kalau la Real Madrid datang Malaysia, mau benda sama diaorang buat...Diaorg ni dah la jarang turun Asia, apa la salah kalau diaorang ni show some appreciation dekat Madrid fans...Sedih tengok...

Chinese Media dikatakan bengang dengan Ronaldo because dia ni terlalu sombong and berlagak bila buat press conference...X menjawab soalan and macam nak x nak je jawab...WTF??

Don't worry guys, he always seems selfish and arrogant...Memang la kau ni star and top class player, but jangan la sampai berlagak sangat...Haih...Kalau tengok video pun, muka nak x nak je jawab...Perghhh...

Nasib la kau ni aku punya favourite player ...

Next match against Tianjin Teda...Get ready la Madrid fans, korang kalau kat Stadium memang x dilayan punya...Dari coach sampai 2nd team pun memang sombong diaorg ni...

p/s: Baik aku pergi tengok friendly match Malaysia vs Selangor dekat Stadium Shah Alam this Saturday...

What Are You Staring At???

Kita sebagai Manusia dikurniakan dua biji mata dan ianya adalah untuk melihat...Melihat benda yang boleh mendatangkan dosa, boleh mendatangkan pahala atau kebaikan dan sebalikya...

Guys...We've all been caught staring at women...Attraction mereka towards kita yang lelaki ni berbeza...Senang cerita, agaknya apa yang perempuan lihat pada lelaki sampai mereka terpikat??? Benda ni selalu menjadi persoalan because let say ada this one girl terpandang this one guy and dia sudah tertarik pada itu lelaki, will that girl on the spot pergi approach that guy?? X macam lelaki...Once diaorang terpandang perempuan yang diaorg minat, apa2 boleh jadi...And end up diaorang terus berkawan, lepak together and maybe kena reject jugak...

Through my observation, girls probably akan pandang lelaki and minat dekat lelaki tersebut dengan beberapa factor...Different people, different apa yang diaorag nak...For example.

• Appearance
• Personality
• Smell Better
• Masculine
• Confident
• Tak terlampau control
• The way you smile
• Just be yourself
• Never follow the woman

This are the few things yang actually girls pandang dekat guys and ada banyak lagi...So for me, x menjadi masalah if ada girl yang pandang kita semacam and pelik...Maybe dia tgh mengobserve apa yang baik and buruk...Things will be different if kita sebagai lelaki pandang diaorang pelik and time tu jugak diaorg label kita "pervert"...

I'm not that type of person...I'm the one yang jenis if minat dekat this one girl, I akan stare x sampai 10 seconds, than smile...So far respond yang dapat semua positive..Sebagai contoh, last week di Malacca bila juniors form a small group, dapat chance borak2 with them...Bulls eye, perempuan yang I suka betul2 depan mata...X de la kita main mata, but time kita tgh borak2, make eye contact and focus dekat dia and senyum sampai dia senyum balik...As simple as that...

Watch out and beware...Nak pandang ada cara...Salah pandang memang kena teruk...Kalau x dengan tuan badan, maye dengan si Boyfried or bapak budak tu...

Pada perempuan di luar sana...Bila lelaki pandang anda dengan mata yang tajam, doesn't mean mereka tu pervert yer...Boleh jadi mereka tertarik pada anda, boleh jadi mereka tertarik dengan keayuan anda...Sometimes diaorang malu nak confess and menyesal tak approach, that's why sometimes diaorang pandang pelik and maybe itu the first and the last diaorang dapat pandang anda..Kalau yang berani tu diaorang akan datang and approach..So berbangga la yer...

How To Know When She's Using You

First of all, I would like to share this entry to all of you especially guys whether your girlfriend is using you or ..

Ditipu dan Dipergunakan...Bunyi macam sama but actually x sama yea...Ditipu ni selalu sangat happen in relationship but sometmes benda ni x de la berapa serius because sometimes kita tipu pada partner sebab nak jaga hati or sayang...

Dipergunakan pulak lain because it usually happen before starting a relationship or bila time nak kenal with someone yang kita suka...

In my opinion, bila kita dipergunakan, memang kita rasa sakit especially when we're not even dating with that girl...Sometimes silap lelaki because x buat research towards the girl yang kita minat and who knows maybe that girl dah ada boyfriend or husband...Chop, apa yang I nak share ni x de kena mengena dengan anyone instead nak share about bila kita dipergunakan...

"When a girl lies to you, She has no loyalty"

When it comes in relationship, we need to have a win win situation...Macamana kita nak tau yang kita dipergunakan?? Simple, even though we're not dating with the girl that we like, the girl will start depending on you...For example:

Situation bila belum offical jadi Girlfriend and not even Dating pun

a) Suruh beli macam2 barang yang dia nak and start cerita pasal barang yang dia nak...Maybe dia bagi hint dekat kita so that she will get what she wants...For example...

"You tau tak, dah lama I suka dekat perfume ni, last time I tgk harga dia mahal, and sekarang dah murah sikit...Pefume ni wangi sangat, and cuba You bau tester dia, sangat sedap, I suka laaaaa"

b) Time susah and boring baru cari kita and time tu la nak manja2 segala and buat suara horny..Ptuii...For example...

"Hey, You dekat mana? X pergi mana2 today?? Jom keluar, I boring laaa...Boleh tak You ambik I dekat rumah lagi half an hour, I siap2 jap k"...

c) Bila dah keluar, the girl mesti share story and cerita pasal benda2 yang dah past and semua pasal dia...Dia x nak tau anything pun pasal the guy yang bawak dia keluar...For example...

" Haaa, kalau You nak tau, I dengan ex boyfriend I dulu suka keluar and pergi sini...One day before raya, dia belanja I baju dekat kedai Guess ni laa..Eiii bestnya, how I wish dia ada dekat Malaysia...Now dia dekat Melbourne, so I ada You je untuk teman I...

d) Texting and sorok2 bila nak buat phone call...Bila texting muka mesti macam happy and tersenyum kambing, and bila on the phone pulak lain...For example...

" Hello, hye Anne...Hmmm, Afiq, jap eh, I nak pegi toilet cakap phone jap, sini bising laaa"...Pada hal bukan Anne, tapi Andy...

Anyway, if you guys rasa comfortable and happy dengan apa yang your partner did, that means you're not being used instead you guys enjoy the situation...But if rasa kalau dipergunakan setiap hari and benda sama dia repeat, u better leave her and find someone else...Relationship bukan lah semata-mata kita dipergunakan, because kita nak something yang fun especially for those yang tgh long distance relationship...Watch out guys, anything can happen yeah...