Pick Up Line Yang Tak Menjadi

Rasa teringin nak makan nasi kerabu and I decided to go to Bazar UiTM Puncak Perdana...Bazar yang berapa nak besar and x berapa banyak choices of food, I continue mencari nasi kerabu and Roti John for my mom..While waiting for Roti John, I saw three girls which budget2 hot stuff but for me x de la berapa hot and I saw a lot of guys were staring at those chicks...Hmmm, aku kalau dah x minat, memang x de la nak ushar sangat...But I think diaorang bertiga tu UiTM student kot...Entah macamana, aku mulakan observation and tengok gelagat2 orang2 yang sibuk merenung ketiga-tiga gadis tu...Aku ternampak ada this one group of guys yang macam sedang mencabar sorang member diaorang untuk tackle one of the chicks...Sebab dari awal aku nampak chicks2 tu datang bertiga and x mungkin diaorang ada datang dengan jantan...

Zasssssss....Dengan pantas sorang dari mamat tadi approach sorang chick ni and I realize that girl is not interested at all dengan that guy...Maybe sebabkan kesian, dua orang kawan minah tadi, borak2 dengan mamat tu, and minah yang diapproach macam x layan...What's wrong with that guy??? What did he do to her sampai nampak x berminat??? Lelaki tu macam bawak diri after few minutes...After that, that guy pergi balik join ketiga-tiga minah tadi and 3 of them macam nak lari2 and jauhkan diri dari that guy...Arghhhh noooo...Come on man...Kau cakap apa bila nak tackle tu???

Seriously, I saw that guy macam give up and blah sorang2 and tak tau ke mana...Maybe dia malu or geram dengan that girl kot because x dilayan...It's ok dude, maybe x da rezeki and maybe that girl ah ada BF...But who knows that girl x berkenan dengan cara kau datang approach and the way you speak to her...Chill, boleh improvekan lagi your pick up line skills...

Girls nowadays is not so easy bila kita nak approach...There's a technique when you want to approach someone that you like...Pick up line is very important because there's few types of pick up lines which maybe menjadi or tak menjadi...

There's a cute pick up line, cheesy pick up line, bad pick up line, dirty pick up line and pick up lines that might get you slapped..

So maybe that guy dalam category bad pick up line kot...But anyway, jangan give up, maybe you can try cheesy pick up line after this yea...

p/s: "My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass"?...Dirty pick up line...Jangan cari pasal yea..